My friend Chloe and I decided to debate some important issues, this one being probably the most important. You can read her side of the Would You Rather debate (she’d rather
fight Frankenstein because she’s an idiot) at our special blog designed just for the pitting of one thing against another, here. Anyway, here’s my bit.
I Would Rather Fight Dracula
Dracula. The name inspires terror in the heart, and has been suspiciously browning the seat of men’s pants everywhere since ‘Bram “The Writin’, Bitin’, Dread from Dublin” Stoker first had a wet dream about neck-suckers and decided you know what, I think the world needs to know about this.
Except, wait, no it doesn’t.